I am standing in the bathroom brushing my teeth when the bf comes in and starts pulling at the rug under my feet.
Him: Move!
Me: But... Why?
Him, agitated: I told you I wanted to have a shower before bed, that was made perfectly clear before you started brushing your teeth!
Me: But how am I stopping you, the shower is over there and I'm brushing my teeth here?
Him: Because you are refusing to move!
Me: But why do I need to move, it's not your bathroom?
Him: It's not your bathroom either and I need to move the rug!
Me: Well instead of just coming in here and shouting for me to move you could've just asked me to move the rug for you?
Him: *awkward silence*
Monday, March 27, 2017
Saturday, March 25, 2017
It tastes like milk
Me: *sipping on some almond milk*
Mmm, you should try this.
Him: No.
Me: It tastes like milk.
Him, angry: I don't even like regular milk!
Me: Why are you getting angry?
Him: Because you're making me repeat myself!
Me: No I'm not. I asked you once of you wanted to try and then I said it tastes like milk. Besides, the only reason I'm asking is because you said you wanted to use less animal products and I thought this could work for your tea. You make me listen to 20-30 minutes about DBZ and welding but you can't even indulge me to ask you try something?
Him:... I said dairy would be fine.
Mmm, you should try this.
Him: No.
Me: It tastes like milk.
Him, angry: I don't even like regular milk!
Me: Why are you getting angry?
Him: Because you're making me repeat myself!
Me: No I'm not. I asked you once of you wanted to try and then I said it tastes like milk. Besides, the only reason I'm asking is because you said you wanted to use less animal products and I thought this could work for your tea. You make me listen to 20-30 minutes about DBZ and welding but you can't even indulge me to ask you try something?
Him:... I said dairy would be fine.
Saturday, March 18, 2017
They are inside!
We had bought shelves at IKEA and misplaced some of the screws that came in the packaging.
Me: Do you know where the screws are?
Him: In the box I guess?
Me: What box, it doesn't come in a box. It's just wrapped in plastic.
Him: Then they are inside?
Me: What do you mean inside?
Him: Inside the package?
Me: They are not inside, there is no inside. What do you mean inside?
Him, raising his voice: I mean they are inside!
Me: Why are you getting angry?
Him: Because I have to repeat myself!
Me: Well if I don't understand what you mean then yes, you have to repeat yourself. You say they are in the box, there is no box. You say they are inside, there is no inside.
Him: I mean wherever they were when you got them out!
Me: They were in the plastic wrapping, which is now gone!
Him: I don't know where you put them!
Me: What do you mean me? We both opened it!
Him: No you did.
I eventually found them on a drawer.
Me: Do you know where the screws are?
Him: In the box I guess?
Me: What box, it doesn't come in a box. It's just wrapped in plastic.
Him: Then they are inside?
Me: What do you mean inside?
Him: Inside the package?
Me: They are not inside, there is no inside. What do you mean inside?
Him, raising his voice: I mean they are inside!
Me: Why are you getting angry?
Him: Because I have to repeat myself!
Me: Well if I don't understand what you mean then yes, you have to repeat yourself. You say they are in the box, there is no box. You say they are inside, there is no inside.
Him: I mean wherever they were when you got them out!
Me: They were in the plastic wrapping, which is now gone!
Him: I don't know where you put them!
Me: What do you mean me? We both opened it!
Him: No you did.
I eventually found them on a drawer.
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